That listening thing is a particular skill set I am told with some authority, I do not possess... :whistling:Quote:
Originally Posted by NavyDiver
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That listening thing is a particular skill set I am told with some authority, I do not possess... :whistling:Quote:
Originally Posted by NavyDiver
An oldie but a goodie..
And from personal experience something you don't tell in french at your celebration at passing advanced french at the local branch of the Alliance Francaise......
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich
My friends got a new house, and I paid for them to get underfloor heating.
It was a house warming gift.
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Originally Posted by NavyDiver
I reckon they'd appreciate that more than setting fire to their joint as an alternative.[bigrolf]
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Originally Posted by sashadidi
That reminds me of the other olde one.
Bloke goes into a Lunch Shoppe........ Spell it.
"FUNEM? SVFM. FUNEX? SVFX. MNX42"
Good one Ronnies
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up this morning my pillow was missing.
(Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up this morning my pillow was missing.)
You are stuffed!
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll ya have?" The rabbit answers, "I have no idea. I wouldn't even be here except for autocorrect."
You were the last of the pillow biters? [bigrolf]Quote:
Originally Posted by RANDLOVER
