Could not help but put this one up for funny names
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw
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Could not help but put this one up for funny names
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw
Wooo Wooo
Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about, 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.
If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read................
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NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast examination and, if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.
Airport Body Scan Results
December 2016 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening:
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1485
Haemorrhoid Cases 3172
Enlarged Prostates 8249
Breast Implants 59350
Natural Blondes 3
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.
And if you google Bradley Walsh's funny moments you will get a half hour youtube. It is worth a lookQuote:
Originally Posted by Chenz
There are a few. Here is one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBslkRsvRng
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're both cured now.
A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? And who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."
A chinese child was born premature.
His parents named him Sudden Lee.
A mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, it took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
Thanks that explains a lot.