Jokes

I don't tell dad jokes very often, but when I do, he laughs.

Channel 7 ran an article saying that hot chips are bad for your brain. All the local seagulls seem ok to me.

If you are being chased by a taxidermist. ..... Don't play dead.

And I still do not have a mobile phone..[bigwhistle]

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Originally Posted by spudfan

And I still do not have a mobile phone..[bigwhistle]

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Still, in your situation the alternative must give you some degree of satisfaction Spud. When you do you must test it on vibrate. Works for me.[bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by Saitch

I got caught smuggling a football through customs.


It was worth a try.

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Northern state joke?

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Originally Posted by spudfan

And I still do not have a mobile phone..[bigwhistle]

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Too much information there, Spud.

How do you make God laugh?
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Tell her you've got a plan...

What's the hardest thing in the world to do?
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Milk Arrowroot Biscuits.

I am the beginning of the end, the end of every place.
I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space.
What am I?
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The letter E