Jokes

**Disco-tastic** · 28th April 2023, 04:57 PM

I don't tell dad jokes very often, but when I do, he laughs.

**jx2mad** · 29th April 2023, 05:02 AM

Channel 7 ran an article saying that hot chips are bad for your brain. All the local seagulls seem ok to me.

**ChookD2** · 29th April 2023, 04:03 PM

If you are being chased by a taxidermist. ..... Don't play dead.

**spudfan** · 2nd May 2023, 05:14 AM

And I still do not have a mobile phone..

**4bee** · 2nd May 2023, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by spudfan

And I still do not have a mobile phone..

Still, in your situation the alternative must give you some degree of satisfaction Spud. When you do you must test it on vibrate. Works for me.

**Tins** · 2nd May 2023, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by Saitch

I got caught smuggling a football through customs.

It was worth a try.

Northern state joke?

**Tins** · 2nd May 2023, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by spudfan

And I still do not have a mobile phone..

Too much information there, Spud.

**Tins** · 2nd May 2023, 02:25 PM

How do you make God laugh?
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Tell her you've got a plan...

**ChookD2** · 2nd May 2023, 05:03 PM

What's the hardest thing in the world to do?
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Milk Arrowroot Biscuits.

**d2dave** · 2nd May 2023, 05:24 PM

I am the beginning of the end, the end of every place.
I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space.
What am I?
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The letter E

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