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  1. 19th September 2022, 03:00 PM #8231
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chenz View Post
    Quasimodo and the Elephant Man are in a pub arguing about who is the ugliest person in the world. They both think each of them would win. They decide they would let the Guinness Book of World Records decide. So off they trot and in they go. A short time later they both come out shaking their heads saying "Who the **** is Helen Clarke"?

    There are worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
    My wife floored me last night by pointing out that, due to recent world events, James Bond no longer works for her majesty's secret service.
    My wife floored me last night

    Did you pick yourself up brush yourself off & do it over again?
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    Stolen.

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    There is no eraser on the pencil of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    HM the Q AKA Elizabeth Windsor. "Just make it look like an accident 007"
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    I miss her already.
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    "Who the **** is Helen Clarke"?

    yeah , straight over the top that went.....

    sooo, who the **** IS Helen Clarke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    There are worse.
    Bronny?
    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblingboy42 View Post
    "Who the **** is Helen Clarke"?

    yeah , straight over the top that went.....

    sooo, who the **** IS Helen Clarke?
    In case you were sincere in that you did not know, she was a previous Prime Minister of New Zealand.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Clark

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    She was ok just her teeth needed seeing to as I recall
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    In case you were sincere in that you did not know, she was a previous Prime Minister of New Zealand.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Clark

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    She was ok just her teeth needed seeing to as I recall
    You suggesting she'd be a more attractive proposition with no teeth at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    You suggesting she'd be a more attractive proposition with no teeth at all?

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    Don't be daft, but she looks a lot better today than when we first met.


    Looks aren't everything I realise, but I get by ok.


    Just recalled, there was a very well known "lady" at Henley Beach back in the '50s that quite excelled without any teeth & she seemed very popular.
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    My grandfather-in-law didn't have a tooth in his head, didn't stop him eating steak or crunchy apples.
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