Reply With QuoteI used to live on a house boat and I started dating the girl next door, but we drifted apart.
YarnMaster
Only half right!
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SupporterI used to live on a house boat and I started dating the girl next door, but we drifted apart.
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1999 D2 TD5 Gone
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Was she a little Stern?Originally Posted by RANDLOVER
ForumSage
Blunt?
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SubscriberFrom WESTPRINT Friday 5, one for seniors.
COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS
Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
Style are the clothes that still fit.
You don't need anger management. You need people to stop annoying you.
Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
The biggest lie you tell yourself is, I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.
On time is when you get there.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
Lately, you've noticed people your age look so much older than you.
Growing old should have taken longer.
Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food
A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
Cynical Moi?
Cynical Moi?
Sounds like she tide you in knots.
OldBushie
SubscriberAm I mizzen something here?
'sit bonum tempora volvunt'
LordRover
SubscriberSo, you didn't get spliced? Not even a good docking?
JayTee
Nullus Anxietus
Cancer is gender blind.
2000 D2 TD5 Auto: Tins
1994 D1 300TDi Manual: Dave
1980 SIII Petrol Tray: Doris
OKApotamus #74
Nanocom, D2 TD5 only.
Cynical Moi?
Doubt it, as she told him to get Knotted.
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