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Only half right!
I used to live on a house boat and I started dating the girl next door, but we drifted apart.
Was she a little Stern? [emoji56]Quote:
Originally Posted by RANDLOVER
Blunt?
From WESTPRINT Friday 5, one for seniors.
COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS
Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
Style are the clothes that still fit.
You don't need anger management. You need people to stop annoying you.
Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
The biggest lie you tell yourself is, I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.
On time is when you get there.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
Lately, you've noticed people your age look so much older than you.
Growing old should have taken longer.
Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER
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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER
Sounds like she tide you in knots.
Am I mizzen something here?
So, you didn't get spliced? Not even a good docking?Quote:
Originally Posted by RANDLOVER
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Originally Posted by Tins
Doubt it, as she told him to get Knotted.