Ain't it fortunate that AULRO isn't in Braille?
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Ain't it fortunate that AULRO isn't in Braille?
I had to skip back 12 posts for a joke- what a joke...
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In breaking news today :
Omicron mix up
P.M. suspends all inbound flights
after mistakenly hearing
E.macron is coming to Australia[bigsmile]
3 Aussie sailors die on Xmas eve. To get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas
Flash The Stoker flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass,
Dolly the Steward jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass,
Finally Tug the Dibbie pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter confused says "how do they represent Xmas?"... Tug says...."they're Carols".
FYI a Dibbie is a 'Seaman' branch in the Navy [bigrolf]
DETERMING WHEN TO GO TO A SENIOR HOME
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an olderperson should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to
the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger
than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"