Jokes

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

3 Aussie sailors die on Xmas eve. To get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas


Flash The Stoker flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass,

Dolly the Steward jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass,


Finally Tug the Dibbie pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter confused says "how do they represent Xmas?"... Tug says...."they're Carols".



FYI a Dibbie is a 'Seaman' branch in the Navy [bigrolf]

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I'm not sure I should show her that one? My one is spelt with an E at the end. Named for Carole Lombard, so her dad said. Yeah roight. Carole Bee sounds ok doesn't it?[bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by 4bee

I'm not sure I should show her that one? My one is spelt with an E at the end. Named for Carole Lombard, so her dad said. Yeah roight. Carole Bee sounds ok doesn't it?[bigrolf]

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Shouldn't that be Queen Bee?

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Originally Posted by Tins

Shouldn't that be Queen Bee?

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You've met her then?:Rolling:

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Originally Posted by 4bee

You've met her then?:Rolling:

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No, but I had something similar.

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Originally Posted by Tins

Shouldn't that be Queen Bee?

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Married to whatta b.[bigwhistle][tonguewink]

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Married to whatta b.[bigwhistle][tonguewink]

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Wanna b?

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Originally Posted by 350RRC

Wanna b?

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Could bee.

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Could bee.

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Possilbee

Potential foe a new word association thread? MayBee?

Eric?