Jokes

Technically, Moses was the first person with a tablet to download data from the cloud.

Robbery Kazakhstan style...
Hide in a chest freezer to rob the place after hours and instead get shipped out by the store......



https://mobile.twitter.com/taxfreelt...88916952379393

I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the I-phone,
And the resident Tech Expert is asleep.

Because he's 5.

And it's past his bedtime.

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Originally Posted by 4bee

I reckon she's ****ed off about the two patches of ****ty oil.

How is she going to clean that up before the Vicar calls for Afternoon Tea?[bigrolf]:bat:


Ah, I know, spray it with de-greaser & hose it off like the instructions say. Job done. :Rolling:

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Nah...........take the mat down to the local laundromat and do it there with some kero with the powder. [biggrin]

DL

Just turn the mat over, geez you blokes make hard work out of a simple job!

I always knew Australia was a dangerous place...[bigsmile1]
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I always knew Australia was a dangerous place...[bigsmile1]
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In Australia when a drunk, wild pig fights with a cow it's just called foreplay.

DL

How to keep your drinks safe...
Some good ideas here...

https://mobile.twitter.com/fun4laugh...54182252703744

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