Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by sashadidi

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Looks more like they're underground waiting for the Enola Gay flyby.

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How many other types of animals did humans try and ride before they figured out horses were cool with it?

Originally Posted by Homestar

How many other types of animals did humans try and ride before they figured out horses were cool with it?

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Originally Posted by Saitch

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That's earning your lunch, eh?

Originally Posted by V8Ian

That's earning your lunch, eh?

Sure would be, "Come here little girl, I have something to show you?



I used to have a relly that looked like that crox but thankfully no longer with us which in a way, suits us just fine.

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Dick has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress.

He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Tennessee as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.

Otherwise it`s total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, he`s finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door.

He opens it and there is a big, bearded Hillbilly standing there.

"Name's Billy Bob... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... having a party Saturday... thought you`d like to come."

"Great," says Dick, "after six months of this I`m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Billy Bob is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there`s gonna be some drinkin."

"Not a problem... after 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of `em."

Again, as he starts to leave Billy Bob stops. "More`n`likely gonna be some fightin` too."

Darn, Dick thinks. Tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I`ll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Billy Bob turns from the door. "I`ve seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Now that`s not a problem" says Dick, "Remember I`ve been alone for six months! I`ll definitely be there... by the way, what should I wear?"

Billy Bob stops at the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us..."

Chimps share 99.2% of their DNA with human beings, and they want it back...