Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by V8Ian

That's not a 'arf a 44, its a cylinder liner, probably out of a Phase 1 Vanguard.

Maybe one of these:

217-8366 RIM GP-DEMOUNTABLE -SPARE (componentsonly.com)

Caterpillar 797

From the Archive: Priced at $3.4 million and powered by two V-12s lashed together, the 797 produces 3400 horsepower and can haul up to 400 tons.

Caterpillar 797 (caranddriver.com)

The missus isn't talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. I'm not sure how...


I didn't even know it was her birthday!


After too many beers, my mate asked if he could crash out on my sofa. I had to


explain to him that I'm married now, so that's where I sleep.


The missus said she's leaving me because I invade her privacy too often. At
least that's what it says in her diary.


As me and the missus headed off on a romantic holiday, we talked about what
kinky things we'd like to do to each other. She said, "I've always wanted to be


handcuffed." So I planted a kilo of cocaine in her suitcase.


Woman to husband: "Let's go out and have some fun tonight!” Husband: "Okay,


but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on."


My mate is thinking about asking his ex-missus to re-marry him, but he's


worried she’ll think he is just after her for his money.