Thread: Jokes

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I went to an Indian restaurant last night. After I had ordered, a little old lady came to me and said, "Aren't you polite. You have such lovely manners." I didn't realise at the time but apparently, it was my complimentary nan

A group of tourists were visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 1 million dollars. The silence was deafening.
Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "Wow, that's never happened before. We have a winner!!!".
After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !"
His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"
Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

A group of tourists were visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 1 million dollars. The silence was deafening.
Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "Wow, that's never happened before. We have a winner!!!".
After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !"
His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"
Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push"

So very true, my one has had to give me a nudge now & then. No, really.

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The new British lockdown has so distressed members of the Flat Earth Society, - that some have slipped over the edge....

And 'No', they are'nt a joke, there's FES branches all around the globe.

Originally Posted by superquag

The new British lockdown has so distressed members of the Flat Earth Society, - that some have slipped over the edge....

And 'No', they are'nt a joke, there's FES branches all around the globe.

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

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I noticed he was wearing a thick overcoat & gloves while his supporters were in Tee Shirts. That either says a lot about their stamina or their mentality.

Oh & a red MAGA Cap.