Thread: Jokes

I'm so single..

That the last time I was somones type, I was donating blood

Originally Posted by rick130

I'm so single..

That the last time I was somones type, I was donating blood

Does this joke rate an A, an AB, a B or an O?

Please, no negative comments!

Originally Posted by rick130

I'm so single..

That the last time I was somones type, I was donating blood

Was it Blue? For years my old Mum used to tell us if we bled even a little bit it should come out Blue.


Not until years later did we realise she was taking the **** because her UK family thought they were above everybody else. I still tell the GPs staff to expect a bit of Biro Blue Blood when they take a sample for a test. For some reason they look at me askance.

Originally Posted by Saitch

Does this joke rate an A, an AB, a B or an O?

Please, no negative comments!

I was going to say O neg but I can't be positive?

Originally Posted by Saitch

Does this joke rate an A, an AB, a B or an O?

Please, no negative comments!

This is not A Negative comment but you should B Positiive that you want nO Negative comments. A Positive comment could be seen to B Negative so let's have nO Positive comments either.

Originally Posted by ChookD2

This is not A Negative comment but you should B Positiive that you want nO Negative comments. A Positive comment could be seen to B Negative so let's have nO Positive comments either.

Give that man a beer!

Or some of Ian’s Wrigley chewing gum