Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by Saitch

That's hilarious!

So it didn't come out of a Christmas cracker?

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Originally Posted by spudfan

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There's me thinking this was going to be about more adventures of Mrs Spud for some reason.

Cripes you are an early bird or bee. Des

my my clock is 08: 36 and your time is 10 something

dave

Not following Dave. The thread times seem to check out ok..

This post is at 0857

my wife kicked me out due to my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But dont worry... I'll return

Arnie and his mate were going to a fancy dress party, themed on old composers.




Said young Arnie,"I'll be Bach!"


Cheers

FROZEN CARBURETTOR

People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburettor.

Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a Scottish Motorcycle Patrol Officer came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the mouth and face from the cold weather..

“What’s the matter? asked the Officer.

"Carburettor’s frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I can't," said the biker.

"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Officer unzipped and promptly warmed the carburettor as promised.

Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local Police Station received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill......"