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    Quote Originally Posted by bob10 View Post
    From WESTPRINT Friday 5, one for seniors.

    COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS
    Forwarded these as a text to my old mum this morning. Just caught up with her reply and they had her laughing out loud she reckoned. She was off this afternoon with an old friend, both to visit another old mate in the hospital and she was looking forward to reading them out to her, and the rest of the ward too no doubt...

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    [QUOTE=windsock;3124238]Forwarded these as a text to my old mum this morning. Just caught up with her reply and they had her laughing out loud she reckoned. She was off this afternoon with an old friend, both to visit another old mate in the hospital and she was looking forward to reading them out to her, and the rest of the ward too no doubt... [/QUOTE

    One trusts they are not the possible cause of her premature passing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    One trusts the are not the possible cause of her premature passing.
    If I get to go out laughing I would be happy enough... I guess...

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    Quote Originally Posted by windsock View Post
    If I get to go out laughing I would be happy enough...

    But I bet you don't chuck a U turn, come back & say to the gathered throng "Jeez, hows that for a coincidence?"


    My Farewell Tune would hopefully by one by Kylie Minogue "I should be so Lucky".

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    Quote Originally Posted by windsock View Post
    Forwarded these as a text to my old mum this morning. Just caught up with her reply and they had her laughing out loud she reckoned. She was off this afternoon with an old friend, both to visit another old mate in the hospital and she was looking forward to reading them out to her, and the rest of the ward too no doubt...
    If it puts a smile on your mums face, and her friends, that's made my day. Now I'm smiling.
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Mum, in her late 90s at the time, told me this one ( puts faith in the swear filter ). Hoe do you get 49 old ladies to say ****? Get the fiftieth one to say BINGO!.
    ​JayTee

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    დიდება უკრაინას
    Рашка парашка

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    Who are you calling a клоун?
    ​JayTee

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    I wish you clowns would stop typing in tongues.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    I wish you clowns would stop typing in tongues.
    I have to, my keyboard has run out of Ink.


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