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  1. 6th December 2021, 06:56 PM #7741
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    3 Aussie sailors die on Xmas eve. To get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas


    Flash The Stoker flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass,

    Dolly the Steward jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass,


    Finally Tug the Dibbie pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter confused says "how do they represent Xmas?"... Tug says...."they're Carols".



    FYI a Dibbie is a 'Seaman' branch in the Navy

    I'm not sure I should show her that one? My one is spelt with an E at the end. Named for Carole Lombard, so her dad said. Yeah roight. Carole Bee sounds ok doesn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    I'm not sure I should show her that one? My one is spelt with an E at the end. Named for Carole Lombard, so her dad said. Yeah roight. Carole Bee sounds ok doesn't it?
    Shouldn't that be Queen Bee?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    Shouldn't that be Queen Bee?


    You've met her then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    You've met her then?
    No, but I had something similar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tins View Post
    Shouldn't that be Queen Bee?
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Married to whatta b.
    Wanna b?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    Wanna b?


    Could bee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Could bee.
    Possilbee
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    Potential foe a new word association thread? MayBee?
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