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  1. 24th December 2020, 03:49 PM #6741
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    6 legged dog

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    OK.I will give you the answer... No dog. Why?
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    .Because...No dog has six legs and a dog has four.
    But Google knows better:

    Extraordinary puppy born with six legs finds loving new home | Metro News


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    Last years Christmas tree???

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    The wife and kids said they’re leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing
    They’re at the gate now
    And they’re off
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    Now for a joke that I've modified for Xmas....

    A postie is on his last day of rounds before Xmas, when he knocks on one of the door's to wish the occupant's Merry Xmas, the young lady takes him upstairs and thanks him intimately, then sits him down at the kitchen table and starts making him lunch. While waiting he looks under the plate she has laid out and finds a dollar coin, so he asks "What is the dollar for?" and she replies "Oh that was my husband's idea, my idea was making you lunch, but when I asked him what we should get you for Xmas he said 'Screw him, give him a dollar'"

    If telling this joke at other times of year, the postie is on his last day before retirement.
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    1999 D2 TD5 Gone
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