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  1. 4th January 2022, 03:31 PM #7851
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMKal View Post
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    That almost sounds like it is in bad taste
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    A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.

    Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit.

    He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

    “Well,” explained the husband, “it all goes back to our honeymoon.

    We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.”

    ‘We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled.

    My wife quietly said ‘That’s once.’ We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again.

    Once more my wife quietly spoke: ‘That’s twice.‘ We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time.

    My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse, hopped down off the beast, and shot the mule dead.”

    “I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, ‘That’s once.”‘
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    Quote Originally Posted by envee View Post
    That almost sounds like it is in bad taste


    Maybe I should send that to Prem. Steve? No, he might have written it already.
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    Feel sorry for the Queen. Must be really constipated, been on the throne for 70 yearsJokes
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    The world was once a group of empires, run by Emperors
    Then it was kingdoms, run by Kings
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    The world was once a group of empires, run by Emperors
    Then it was kingdoms, run by Kings
    Now we are a group of countries, run by ….















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