Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by 4bee

Maybe I'm missing the point but if you push the straps out from under you can nick all of those.

Don't know why they'd bother securing them. They're the LDV of thongs, no self respecting thief would be seen dead in them.

I told my boss I have 3 companies chasing me and he better give me a raise.
He asked what companies? and I told him, Gas, Electricity & water.....

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said to her, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

"Now... We have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the bargain.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!

Originally Posted by 4bee

Maybe I'm missing the point but if you push the straps out from under you can nick all of those.

Those South Sydney Rabbitohs collector's flip flops might be rather well made.

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Those South Sydney Rabbitohs collector's flip flops might be rather well made.

Wot? You mean they are Hot Rivetted?

Greenpeace protester paraglides into Euros stadium, injures two men while landing - ABC News

I agree with Mick Malloy of "The Front Bar", this has got to be one of the greatest dives seen on a soccer field.

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