Thread: Jokes

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The instructions on the cake mix packet says to seperate two eggs but it does not say how far ?

From the Friday 5;

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss." He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called; she wants her sign back!"

I had a laugh about the American politician who asked if climate change could be fixed by changing the orbit of the moon. Apparently he was serious.

Originally Posted by Rob3

The instructions on the cake mix packet says to seperate two eggs but it does not say how far ?

Goog () segregation..... it's about keeping the whites away from the yolks.

DL

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

I had a laugh about the American politician who asked if climate change could be fixed by changing the orbit of the moon. Apparently he was serious.

I'd like a bucket of what he was on. Hang on, I think I may have some in my desk drawer.

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

I had a laugh about the American politician who asked if climate change could be fixed by changing the orbit of the moon. Apparently he was serious.

Saw a video of a senator on a subcommittee questioning an admiral about the build-up of troops on Guam- he thought there was a real risk of capsizing the island. The admiral kept a straight face and replied that they were confident that would not happen.