Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by sashadidi

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Eeeerrr yeah ok. Winner of the House of the Year best Design award was it? At least the dunny door opens outwards. Bad luck it would open slap bang into the face of anyone walking through the RH doorway.

If that's one of the new electronic dunnies I'll bet that's auto darkening glass.

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Some ****es have to be seen to be believed.

Originally Posted by POD

Saw a video of a senator on a subcommittee questioning an admiral about the build-up of troops on Guam- he thought there was a real risk of capsizing the island. The admiral kept a straight face and replied that they were confident that would not happen.

I reckon Guam will be one of the first joints to be taken out if the brown stuff hits the whirly thing.


Maybe someone should have told him beforehand that Guam wasn't a Carley Float.

Originally Posted by sashadidi

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No probs there sash. It has a metal (?) sheet to deflect the water away from the electrics.

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

I had a laugh about the American politician who asked if climate change could be fixed by changing the orbit of the moon. Apparently he was serious.

Perhaps they have been replaying Space 1999 and mistook it for a reality TV documentary

Originally Posted by 4bee

I reckon Guam will be one of the first joints to be taken out if the brown stuff hits the whirly thing.


Maybe someone should have told him beforehand that Guam wasn't a Carley Float.

Alas! Only Ancient Mariners know what one of those things be........

Originally Posted by superquag

Alas! Only Ancient Mariners know what one of those things be........

Hello Sailor. Saved a lot of lives back in them thar days.



EDIT

An interesting Life Saving Concept worth repeating. I have no idea how Noah managed. Don't ask ok?

Carley float - Wikipedia