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  1. 15th January 2021, 10:06 PM #6821
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    Mad Max was based in 2021. Better start hoarding the gasoline
    Ok edit....Mad Max Fury Road, to satisfy the rivet counters and spelling checkersJokesJokesJokesJokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by 67hardtop View Post
    Mad Max was based in 2021. Better start hoarding the gasoline
    No joke
    This is serious Jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    Ok, after a bit or research it appears France WON the world cup in 2018 - doesn't make the joke quite as good but have edited it for accuracies sake.
    I still think that joke/prophesy is correct, as they would've held the cup when the won it, and lifted it up in victory and while drinking champagne out of it, etc.
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  4. 16th January 2021, 12:54 AM #6824
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    No joke
    This is serious Jokes
    Rrongg... A Fact Chekker sez so.....

    'Mad Max is Set in 2021' - Truth or Fiction?

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    Quote Originally Posted by superquag View Post
    Rrongg... A Fact Chekker sez so.....

    'Mad Max is Set in 2021' - Truth or Fiction?

    Looks like you should have a Spelling Checker as well, J2.
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    Music was coming from my printer, apparently the paper was jamming
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    Quote Originally Posted by 67hardtop View Post
    Music was coming from my printer, apparently the paper was jamming
    I think we had better ask Inc to add another section titled DROLL STUFF.
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    Music that sounded like it was being played backwards was heard coming from Mozart's grave, apparently he was decomposing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    Music that sounded like it was being played backwards was heard coming from Mozart's grave, apparently he was decomposing.
    Not even worthy of a DAD joke....
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    Road worker stands, looks intently at the ground, then swings his shovel in a wide arch. Again! Again! Again! Slices and smashes a hapless large snail.

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    Road worker: "I didn't trust the look of him ... and he's been following me around all day."
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