Thread: Jokes

A child was flying solo and was sat beside a distinguished gent. She settled reading a book. After they took off, he turned to ask if she would like to chat. “Saying Flights go faster if you chat”

She asked what he would like to talk about? He smugly suggested the meaning of life, Religion and philosophy.

She said that might be interesting but could I ask you a question first? He agreed. She asked- A cow, a deer and horse all eat grass. A cow drops big flat poo. A Deer drops small pelts and horse drops tennis ball size round poos. Why of they all eat the same thing is their poo so different?


The man was baffled and said he had no idea.

She then said, you suggested we chat about the meaning of life, Religion and philosophy but you clearly don’t know ****. I will just read my book thanks

Originally Posted by 350RRC

No kids though, coz Ken came in a separate box.

And impossible anyway.
Have you seen Ken without pants??!!