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  1. 4th November 2019, 09:15 PM #5431
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    Fellas... this is a lot of pun....err....I mean fun but can we move on now.
    There is no eraser on the pencil of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChookD2 View Post
    Fellas... this is a lot of pun....err....I mean fun but can we move on now.
    why did the ChookD2 cross the road?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    why did the ChookD2 cross the road?
    Flat tyre.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChookD2 View Post
    Flat tyre.
    its only flat on the bottom. turn it around and it'll be fine...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    its only flat on the bottom. turn it around and it'll be fine...
    i should probably spare you the tyre jokes
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    Why are tyres so expensive these days?
    Inflation
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    What's round and black?

    A round black thing.
    There is no eraser on the pencil of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChookD2 View Post
    What's round and black?

    A round black thing.

    whats brown and sticky?
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    A stick.
    2005 D3 TDV6 Present
    1999 D2 TD5 Gone
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    A stick.
    hmm, yes. i suppose that technically would be a correct answer.
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