Thread: Jokes

Statistics also say that 70% of the population is bad at maths.
I said "Oh yeah, what about the other 40%?"

Statistics also say that 3% of left-handed males have tinea.
Sounds serious, until you realise that 3% of everyone has tinea.

Did you know that 68% of all statistics are made up!

Originally Posted by Eevo

Statistics say that one out of every three people in a relationship are unfaithful.
I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend.

Be warned Eevo, it could be both of them & with each other.

I got mugged by 6 dwarfs last night.
Not Happy!

Sounds like you've had a couple of sleepless nights, Eevo.

I was attacked by a flock of sheep today.
Fortunately, I was only grazed.

You should have got the flock out of there!