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  1. 26th April 2019, 11:52 AM #5031
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    A german joke.

    Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport."Nationality?" asks the immigration officer."German," she replies."Occupation?""No, just here for a few days
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
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    I love jokes about eyes.
    The cornea the better.
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    I think my dentist is having a bit of a bad time of it.
    He always looks down in the mouth.
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  4. 26th April 2019, 07:33 PM #5034
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    I love jokes about eyes.
    The cornea the better.
    Eevo, you must have been a good pupil of some joke teller & I bet that raised some eyebrows.


    Now, can you put a lid on it?
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  5. 26th April 2019, 07:42 PM #5035
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Eevo, you must have been a good pupil of some joke teller & I bet that raised some eyebrows.


    Now, can you put a lid on it    ?
    no way, keep em' comin'
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    I got a suit from a budget tailor, recently.

    The quality was sew sew.
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    matches the joke..
    "How long since you've visited The Good Oil?"

    '93 V8 Rossi
    '97 to '07. sold.
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    '06 to 10. written off.
    '03 4.6 V8 HSE D2a with Tornado ECM
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    '21 to Infinity and Beyond!

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    Home is where you park it..

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    I was thinking about organising things for next year but couldn't do it.

    Made me realise I don't have 2020 vision.
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    Saitch, are you Eevo's 2IC? He apparently goes off to Lake Eyre & you make with the funnies.

    I trust he has got you on a good earner.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Saitch, are you Eevo's 2IC? He apparently goes off to Lake Eyre & you make with the funnies.

    I trust he has got you on a good earner.
    Might be a "Clark Kent" type of thing ?? Has anyone seen them together ??
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