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  1. 28th April 2019, 11:11 AM #5041
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Saitch, are you Eevo's 2IC? He apparently goes off to Lake Eyre & you make with the funnies.

    I trust he has got you on a good earner.
    You use the term very loosly.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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  2. 28th April 2019, 01:14 PM #5042
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    I have to give him his dues 58i but don't tell him, but most are very funny, but buggered if I know where he gets them. LSD, ICE, new instant coffee, browsing at a News agent's display ???


    Voice from Lake Eyre. "I am here you know?"


    Might be a "Clark Kent" type of thing ?? Has anyone seen them together ??
    What the two of them getting undressed in a red telephone box? I'd like to see that.
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  3. 28th April 2019, 06:38 PM #5043
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    I have a chicken proof lawn.
    It's impeccable.
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  4. 30th April 2019, 04:37 PM #5044
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    I woke up this morning to find that someone had dumped a pile of Lego at my front door.
    I don't know what to make of it.
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  5. 30th April 2019, 04:48 PM #5045
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    Did you hear about the chicken which recited poetry while crossing the road?
    It was (wait for it)


    poultry in motion!
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  6. 1st May 2019, 11:29 AM #5046
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    LAUNDRY:


    Washing - 30 minutes
    Drying - 60 minutes
    Putting away - 7 to 10 business days
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    Funeral Celebrant asks, would anyone like to say a word. Man stands up and says, 'discount'. Celebrant says 'thankyou, that means a great deal'.
    2002 D2 4.6L V8 Auto SLS+2" ACE CDL Truetrac(F) Nanocom(V8 only)
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    We call my 89 year old father "Spiderman".
    Not because of his super powers, but because he can't get out of the bath.
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  9. 3rd May 2019, 05:25 PM #5049
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    Just stole a rabbit.
    I'm going to have to make a run for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    Just stole a rabbit.
    I'm going to have to make a run for it.
    Long as ur name aint warren
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