Jokes

**RANDLOVER** · 5th November 2019, 02:49 AM

What is brown and sticky and sounds like a bell?

Dung(gggg)

**Eevo** · 5th November 2019, 09:15 PM

I recently applied for a job as an echo.

I'm waiting to hear back.

**spudfan** · 5th November 2019, 09:25 PM

I lost the first spanner I ever bought.
It's an emotional wrench....

**Eevo** · 6th November 2019, 05:52 PM

My wife left me because of my addiction to crossword puzzles.

I'm 2 down to talk about it.

16PMark · 6th November 2019, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by Eevo

My wife left me because of my addiction to crossword puzzles.

I'm 2 down to talk about it.

Eevo,
You are thee Captain of dad jokes.

**Homestar** · 6th November 2019, 06:36 PM

Yes he is, but I love ‘em, so keep them coming. 👍😁

16PMark · 6th November 2019, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by Homestar

Yes he is, but I love ‘em, so keep them coming.

Totally.
No probs here.

**gofish** · 7th November 2019, 05:16 PM

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac ? He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog

DiscoMick · 8th November 2019, 07:53 PM

I did hear that one, but I still laugh every time I hear it.

**Eevo** · 9th November 2019, 06:41 PM

I just got hired at a company that makes bicycle wheels.
I’m the spokesperson

Thread: Jokes