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    What is brown and sticky and sounds like a bell?

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    I recently applied for a job as an echo.


    I'm waiting to hear back.
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    Its a land Rover Defender... you need a real mechanic

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    I lost the first spanner I ever bought.
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    My wife left me because of my addiction to crossword puzzles.


    I'm 2 down to talk about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    My wife left me because of my addiction to crossword puzzles.


    I'm 2 down to talk about it.
    Eevo,
    You are thee Captain of dad jokes. JokesJokes

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    Yes he is, but I love em, so keep them coming. 👍😁


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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    Yes he is, but I love em, so keep them coming. JokesJokes
    Totally.
    No probs here. JokesJokes

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    Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac ? He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog
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    I did hear that one, but I still laugh every time I hear it.
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    I just got hired at a company that makes bicycle wheels.
    Im the spokesperson
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