Jokes

What is brown and sticky and sounds like a bell?

Dung(gggg)

I recently applied for a job as an echo.


I'm waiting to hear back.

I lost the first spanner I ever bought.
It's an emotional wrench....

My wife left me because of my addiction to crossword puzzles.


I'm 2 down to talk about it.

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Originally Posted by Eevo

My wife left me because of my addiction to crossword puzzles.


I'm 2 down to talk about it.

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Eevo,
You are thee Captain of dad jokes. [emoji106][emoji41]

Yes he is, but I love ‘em, so keep them coming. 👍😁

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Originally Posted by Homestar

Yes he is, but I love ‘em, so keep them coming. [emoji106][emoji16]

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Totally.
No probs here. [emoji1783][emoji56]

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac ? He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog [bighmmm]

I did hear that one, but I still laugh every time I hear it.

I just got hired at a company that makes bicycle wheels.
I’m the spokesperson