Jokes

My wife made me a coffee this morning, and winked at me as she handed it to me.


I've never been so scared of a drink in all my life.

To all those pretentious people who use foreign words to make themselves sound intelligent and well traveled - Stop it!!


Capiche?

people are usually shocked when they find out im not a good electrician.

So many judgmental people these days.


I can tell just by looking at them.

My mate told me he doesn't understand cloning.


I said " that makes two of us".

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Did anyone see the Chiropractic joke I posted earlier?
It was about a week back!

Does anyone know if it is possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who is not a relative?

Arse skin for a friend.

I'm currently on a plane, and the dinner choices are white chicken meat or German sausage. Unfortunately I'm sitting in the last row.


I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

I was walking my dogs the other night, minding my own business, when a guy asked me, "Are they Jack Russells?".


I said " No, they're mine".