Jokes

I like EEvo's jokes.
There short & sw, no, sweet is not the right word?

Stupid, that's it!

Jonesfam
Also a bit funny, sometimes.

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johntins, V8Ian and pop058 walk into bar... stop me if you've heard this one.

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Looks like I ducked. [biggrin]

news flash: explosion in a french cheese factory, reports say nothing left except de brie.

A man has been charged with murdering someone with sandpaper.


However, he told the court he only wanted to rough him up a bit.

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Originally Posted by Eevo

A man has been charged with murdering someone with sandpaper.


However, he told the court he only wanted to rough him up a bit.

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The detective that cracked the case was one of them old school gritty types

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Originally Posted by Eevo

A man has been charged with murdering someone with sandpaper.


However, he told the court he only wanted to rough him up a bit.

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The detective that cracked the case was one of them old school gritty types

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The defendants attitute towards the jury was reported as abrasive

It was a "Wet and Dried" case.

Welcome back Steve, check your sms.

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Originally Posted by Eevo

A man has been charged with murdering someone with sandpaper.


However, he told the court he only wanted to rough him up a bit.

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Originally Posted by Eevo

The detective that cracked the case was one of them old school gritty types

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Originally Posted by Blknight.aus

The defendants attitute towards the jury was reported as abrasive

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Originally Posted by Saitch

It was a "Wet and Dried" case.

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The prosecuting attorneys finesse with the evidence went a long way, initially, to taking the rough edge off of the presentation of the final case and in the end effort in the finer grain details really put a polish on things