What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I have to give these two a lift.
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What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I have to give these two a lift.
Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a bar. Sylvester Stallone says, “Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I’m all out of ideas at the moment, I’m kind of bored with the standard action flicks.”
Chuck says, “Guys, I’m bored of doing action movies too and I’ve got some ideas but you may not like them.”
Sylvester says, “Let us hear it.”
So Chuck continues, “All right, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers.”
That’s when Arnold throws himself in the conversation and says, “That sounds like a great idea! Sylvester, you can be Mozart, and Chuck can be Beethoven!”
“And who will you be, Arnold?”
“I’ll be Bach.”
My wife recently developed a fetish for wearing boxing gloves to bed.
The doctor thinks she might be going through menopause.
Personally, I think she's just going through a rocky patch.
Witch One to Witch Two.
"I brought you this for the Hallowe'en cauldron".
Witch Two to Witch One
"What is it?"
Witch One. "It's a six year old child"
Witch Two "I don't want it".
Witch One "Why not".
Witch Two "Those things are full of sugar".
I recently found out why nurses carry red pens.
In case they have to draw blood
Do you spend your entire life searching for joke books??Quote:
Originally Posted by Eevo
Hasn't found a good one yet. [bigsad]Quote:
Originally Posted by johntins
I hope so [thumbsupbig]Quote:
Originally Posted by johntins
johntins, V8Ian and pop058 walk into bar... stop me if you've heard this one.
