A bling guy with a seeing eye dog went into a supermarket. He picked the dog up by the tail and swung it around over his head. All the shoppers were stunned by his action but he said he was just having a look around.
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A bling guy with a seeing eye dog went into a supermarket. He picked the dog up by the tail and swung it around over his head. All the shoppers were stunned by his action but he said he was just having a look around.
Great Potato Exercise
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.
Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I’m at this level.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
Then put one spud in each bag.....
My wife is incredibly smart.
When I called her from my mates phone the other day, she answered with, " Hi honey".
She already knew it was me.
I went to the doctor today for a physical.
He said, "you have to stop eating pizza".
I asked, "why?".
He said, "because I'm trying to examine you"
A guy goes to the optometrist & is in the waiting room. The optometrist come out & says to the man, "I need to speak to you about masturbation". Horrified, the man says "oh my god, is it sending me blind?" The doctor says "no, but it's making everyone else in the waiting room very uncomfortable." [bigwhistle]
I was accused of cutting off a Donkey's tail.
There's no way they're pinning that on me.
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I just threw a frying pan for my dog, but he didn't fetch it.
Then I realised it was non-stick.
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15. In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95. In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75. Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
