The bloke who stole my diary just died.
My thoughts are with his family.
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The bloke who stole my diary just died.
My thoughts are with his family.
As I get older and remember all the people I lost along the way, I think to myself...
Maybe taking this job as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea.
[biggrin]
Exemplary but subtle, #5.:TakeABow:
I accidentally got locked in a mirror shop last night.
On the plus side, it gave me time to reflect...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Homestar
Groaaaaaaaaaaan.[bighmmm]
Yep, a real Dad joke - I love ‘em. 👍
I went to the Bakers today to by some Short Bread.
They said they don't make it any Longer.
Student joke:
Q: Which bird is a Master chef?
A: A kookaburra.
That's real Kookie Mick & a bit of a tail.[bighmmm]
The reason you have to use so much bug spray is that it doesn't work by poisoning them, but by drowning them.