I know what you mean, it was a bit hard to put down once one started, but the decider was I badly needed a crap & once i did put it down, I found it hard to proceed afterwards. [biggrin][biggrin]
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I know what you mean, it was a bit hard to put down once one started, but the decider was I badly needed a crap & once i did put it down, I found it hard to proceed afterwards. [biggrin][biggrin]
EEVo, your card has been marked.:bat:
In Hitler's Germany that story would have condemned you to Fuhlsbuttel.
i might tell that story at melrose this year.
I think this story might originally have been American, as they way they pronounce lever it rhymes with never, whereas we say it more like "leaver". So the punch line relates to "better late than never" also the SUV and RV terms are Americanisms. I hope I haven't over analysed this?
at least i'll have a good story to tell [happycry]Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigbjorn
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Originally Posted by Eevo
But be aware your intended audience may be fast asleep by the end/50% of your reading.:Rolling:
You then might have to tell it again.[bighmmm]
I wasted 45 mins reading that....um story and still didnt finish it. Please Eevo, ive not got long enough time left in this lifetime if u start it at Melrose...[emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji30] [emoji30]Quote:
Originally Posted by Eevo
Cheers Rod
I had to go an get a coffee and a hot cross bun half way through. Likewise, that's 45 minutes of my life I'll never get back :-)
Ask nicely and the SS guards will lay you on your back so you can watch the guillotine descend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eevo
A party is on safari in Africa and a Pygmy runs out of the jungle and says come take my picture with an elephant I just killed. Sure enough it is a huge elephant and impressed they ask "Did you really kill that?" The Pygmy says "Yes, with my club." So they ask "How big is your club" To which he proudly replies "400 members."