I cant hear you, please shout louder.Quote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
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I cant hear you, please shout louder.Quote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
Star Trek legend William Shatner is disappointed that his new line of women's underwear has failed to launch.
It is reported that he is rethinking 'Shatner Panties' as a clothing brand.
What do you call a drunk ghost?
A methylated spirit
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Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist
DL
A sky diver jumped out of an airplane into the fog and mist
I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years. So he has nothing to chauffeur it
My wife said I'm too controlling.
And it wasn't even her turn to speak...
I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said "Can u describe the symptoms?"
I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair.
How does a blind skydiver know they’re about to land?
The lead goes slack.
Emergency services were called to an incident yesterday. Two men were involved, one had drunk battery acid and the other had swallowed a firework. The police charged one and let the other one off.
All the dogs have escaped from the pound.....
Police media say they have no leads
