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  1. 18th February 2018, 10:27 PM #4381
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    IF IN DOUBT, LEAVE IT OUT.
    I cant hear you, please shout louder.
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    Bill Shatner.

    Star Trek legend William Shatner is disappointed that his new line of women's underwear has failed to launch.
    It is reported that he is rethinking 'Shatner Panties' as a clothing brand.
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    What do you call a drunk ghost?
    A methylated spirit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist View Post
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    Old stock.

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    A sky diver jumped out of an airplane into the fog and mist
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    I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years. So he has nothing to chauffeur it






    My wife said I'm too controlling.
    And it wasn't even her turn to speak...







    I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
    He said "Can u describe the symptoms?"
    I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair.
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    How does a blind skydiver know they’re about to land?


    The lead goes slack.
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    Emergency services were called to an incident yesterday. Two men were involved, one had drunk battery acid and the other had swallowed a firework. The police charged one and let the other one off.
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    All the dogs have escaped from the pound.....


    Police media say they have no leads
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