Did you rite that write?Quote:
Originally Posted by gusthedog
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Did you rite that write?Quote:
Originally Posted by gusthedog
At least it wasn't wright. That would just be weird [emoji23]Quote:
Originally Posted by DiscoMick
Righto then.
Isn't English spelling wonderful.
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'
'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room..
'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.'
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a d****d thing.'
Easter Day and April Fools Day are on the same day.
So, send the kids on an Easter egg hunt, just don't hide any eggs.
Tell the rabbit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist
I've done that before...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist
I was at work instead of Cooma. I guess that's pretty foolish.[bigsad]
My wife has a uni-brow/mono-brow, actually she has two, but shaves the one under her nose.
Women have no sense of humour!
Last night at diner 1 of the kids didn't eat his bread crust.
I said "Finish your diner & eat your crust."
He said "I don't want to get more curly hair."
I said "That's an old wives tail, hang on I'll check with an expert, Darling will eating crust give you OWWWWW!"
I'm sure the bruises will heal & staunching the blood wasn't as difficult as it first looked.
Jonesfam