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He's described as 37, single, with no fixed adobe.
Not a joke, but a recommendation. Find a way to get the Aussie film "That's not my dog". Some of the best jokes ever, told by masters. It's hilarious. Just don't watch it with the kids, or anyone not broadminded.
Please, I'm not looking for trouble, this is a serious question: What is the difference between me typing **** and the swear filter typing ****?Quote:
Originally Posted by pop058
I will obey the rules, but I would really like to know.
John,
No difference between you typing **** and the swear filter typing ****
But typing F$#!@ is against the long standing rule the forum has about dodging the swear filter.... so we simply ask people if they need to swear to type the actual word. If the system considers it bad enough it will convert it to ****.
That is simply how the rules have been ever since I joined ( which was quite a long time ago [wink11] )
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this Flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few Bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.
Then, she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the bloody height, and she gives us the length!!.. [biggrin]
I think there may also be an issue with people replacing some of the letters with symbols, numerals or punctuation that look so much like the original that the word isn't really disguised.Quote:
Originally Posted by johntins
So rather than risk having something that still looks remarkably like the original swear word, it is safer to let the filter do the job.