2 bananas were lying on a riverbank when a turd came floating by...
the turd looked over at the 2 bananas and said,"come on in the waters fine"...
1 banana turned to 2 banana and said, "really...can you believe that ****?"
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2 bananas were lying on a riverbank when a turd came floating by...
the turd looked over at the 2 bananas and said,"come on in the waters fine"...
1 banana turned to 2 banana and said, "really...can you believe that ****?"
As if it wasn't bad enough being Dyslexic, now I've got the Racoon virus.
I told my wife that husbands are like wine, they get better with age.
So she's locked me in the cellar.
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Originally Posted by Eevo
You lucky, lucky bastard! I hope that happened after you brought in your Autumn/Winter stock of Adelaide Hills Reds? Oh bugger it, whites too.
Someone threw a huge bottle of Omega 3 pills at me last night.
I'm fine though, only super fish oil injuries.
Not long after marrage I took off my wedding ring.
My wife asked why I dont wear my wedding ring?
I told her "It cuts of my circulation."
She said,
"It's supposed to!"
Doing the DYI the wife wanted me to do today......
https://mobile.twitter.com/holdmyale...17882461696001
This morning I spotted an albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for the poor thing
So technically showing up at the bank in a mask and gloves is OK now.
