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  1. 4th November 2019, 02:49 PM #5421
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    I like EEvo's jokes.
    There short & sw, no, sweet is not the right word?

    Stupid, that's it!

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    Also a bit funny, sometimes.
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  2. 4th November 2019, 03:54 PM #5422
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    johntins, V8Ian and pop058 walk into bar... stop me if you've heard this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pop058 View Post
    walk into bar.jpg
    Looks like I ducked.
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    news flash: explosion in a french cheese factory, reports say nothing left except de brie.
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    A man has been charged with murdering someone with sandpaper.


    However, he told the court he only wanted to rough him up a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    A man has been charged with murdering someone with sandpaper.


    However, he told the court he only wanted to rough him up a bit.
    The detective that cracked the case was one of them old school gritty types
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  7. 4th November 2019, 05:43 PM #5427
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    A man has been charged with murdering someone with sandpaper.


    However, he told the court he only wanted to rough him up a bit.
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    The detective that cracked the case was one of them old school gritty types
    The defendants attitute towards the jury was reported as abrasive
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    It was a "Wet and Dried" case.
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    Welcome back Steve, check your sms.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    A man has been charged with murdering someone with sandpaper.


    However, he told the court he only wanted to rough him up a bit.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    The detective that cracked the case was one of them old school gritty types
    Quote Originally Posted by Blknight.aus View Post
    The defendants attitute towards the jury was reported as abrasive
    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
    It was a "Wet and Dried" case.
    The prosecuting attorneys finesse with the evidence went a long way, initially, to taking the rough edge off of the presentation of the final case and in the end effort in the finer grain details really put a polish on things
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