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    Not really a joke but follows the soviet line and is true.
    When I was in KL in the 80s we used to have Trade Commissioner get togethers from most countries and the Russian bloke who was agent for Baltic Shipping( I think) anyway the Soviet Union shipping line.

    He used to greet us with Welcome Comrades on behalf of the Glorious Soviet Union etc etc .

    Anyway then a book came out which named a lot of CIA agents and KGB agents and lo and behold there he was.

    Next time we met we rubbished him quite a bit and he took it in good stride.

    BUT the weird thing was his way of speaking had completely changed.
    Instead of all the comrades crap he spoke quite normally and shared the joke that he would have to get a new job .

    It taught me something in that people will carry on a charade for a large part of their life in order to survive and in his case prosper.
    Regards PhilipA

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilipA View Post
    Not really a joke but follows the soviet line and is true.
    When I was in KL in the 80s we used to have Trade Commissioner get togethers from most countries and the Russian bloke who was agent for Baltic Shipping( I think) anyway the Soviet Union shipping line.

    He used to greet us with Welcome Comrades on behalf of the Glorious Soviet Union etc etc .

    Anyway then a book came out which named a lot of CIA agents and KGB agents and lo and behold there he was.

    Next time we met we rubbished him quite a bit and he took it in good stride.

    BUT the weird thing was his way of speaking had completely changed.
    Instead of all the comrades crap he spoke quite normally and shared the joke that he would have to get a new job .

    It taught me something in that people will carry on a charade for a large part of their life in order to survive and in his case prosper.
    Regards PhilipA


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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    He also made aerials on the side, or was that his brother?
    Nah! His brother made them on the roof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist View Post
    Nah! His brother made them on the roof.


    .....or for mounting on the roof as in "Roof Mounted Antenna" but it would apparently work better on the roof because of it's improved Ground Plane Characteristics.



    Bloody Shakespeare, causing all sorts of strife instead of sticking to the written Word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    Shakespeare???
    Who the hell is Shakespeare????
    Wasn't he the hunter with Parkinsons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist View Post
    Nah! His brother made them on the roof.
    Who made them for the bull bar??
    1985 110 Dual Cab 4.6 R380 ARB Lockers (currently NIS due to roof kissing road)
    1985 110 Station Wagon 3.5 LT85 (unmolested blank canvas)

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    დიდება უკრაინას
    Рашка парашка

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    დიდება უკრაინას
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    დიდება უკრაინას
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
    The hard taste of irony.

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