Jokes

**d2dave** · 21st September 2021, 07:25 PM

Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light globe.

A. You can unscrew a light globe.

**d2dave** · 21st September 2021, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist

My uncle went from being a 20 stone body builder to a 9 stone weakling in 6 weeks. He was later presented with atrophy.

Reminds me of this one.

Q. What turns a 9 stone weakling into a man of steel.

A. Polio.

**sashadidi** · 21st September 2021, 07:36 PM

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**Xtreme** · 22nd September 2021, 10:25 AM

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Woolies when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess Iwasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom......wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,--- let's look for yours."

**Xtreme** · 22nd September 2021, 10:28 AM

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon,perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."