Jokes

**NavyDiver** · 26th May 2023, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by sashadidi

Seems to apply after a real busy day, the winter sickness season beings,....

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Yep- fevers and chills here. Tap like nose and pounding head. Not Covid or flu A or B accounting to a different type of RAT. I do want to give it the ass as well

Work is scared of me. RSV or .................................................. ................................. The list can be long

**sashadidi** · 29th May 2023, 06:43 AM

I think my neighbor is stalking me.

She's been Googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

**gofish** · 29th May 2023, 04:15 PM

My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker......well, she's not actually my girlfriend.

**Saitch** · 29th May 2023, 04:50 PM

I received a bouquet with all the flowers cut off. I assumed it was from a stalker.

**Tins** · 29th May 2023, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by Saitch

I received a bouquet with all the flowers cut off. I assumed it was from a stalker.

You need to nip that in the bud..

**sashadidi** · 3rd June 2023, 04:13 PM

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**sashadidi** · 3rd June 2023, 04:15 PM

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**gofish** · 3rd June 2023, 05:27 PM

Mr Smith is in the waiting room of the local optometrist when he's called into the office. "Mr Smith, I need to speak to you about masturbation.".Mr Smith replies, "oh my god, is it sending me blind ?". "No, it's making the other patients very uncomfortable".

**p38arover** · 5th June 2023, 02:57 PM

Seen yesterday in a Peter Robinson DCI Banks novel:

Do you like long legs or short legs?

I like something in-between.

**V8Ian** · 5th June 2023, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by p38arover

Seen yesterday in a Peter Robinson DCI Banks novel:

Do you like long legs or short legs?

I like something in-between.

Otherwise known as Goldilocks legs.

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