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  1. 10th September 2021, 01:01 AM #7521
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    I heard this on QI the other night, apparently in the 1920's Lord Iveagh the head of the Guinness brewing family, was rushed to hospital after an accident. In order to determine if he was eligible for free medical treatment, they asked him "Do you earn more than eleven thousand pounds?" he replied "Some days I do, some days I don't".
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    Before the wife got her driving licence she used to cycle everywhere. She had a sign on the back of the bike which read "ATTENTION. WIDE LOAD".
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    Is there a discount for Accident and Emergency admissions this week Spud?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RANDLOVER View Post
    I heard this on QI the other night, apparently in the 1920's Lord Iveagh the head of the Guinness brewing family, was rushed to hospital after an accident. In order to determine if he was eligible for free medical treatment, they asked him "Do you earn more than eleven thousand pounds?" he replied "Some days I do, some days I don't".



    Was he Jewish? No, not Spud, the bloke from Guinness.
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    I don't like Guinness as it has a bad effect on me...it makes me drunk.
    I don't need to be drunk in order to say or do silly things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    I don't like Guinness as it has a bad effect on me...it makes me drunk.
    I don't need to be drunk in order to say or do silly things.
    I find the drunker I get the less sillier I become 🤪Jokes🥴
    I tend to fall over and pass outJokes*JokesJokes
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    Life a funny thing, your trying to avoid people that have seen you naked, meanwhile trying to find new people to see you naked
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    I find the drunker I get the less sillier I become 🤪Jokes🥴
    I tend to fall over and pass outJokes*JokesJokes


    I reckon Shakespeare used that in one of his plays but don't ask which one.
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