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  1. 12th April 2021, 10:14 AM #7021
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    A man visits his GP with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. The doctor says “what on earth is going on here?” & the man replies “I was hoping you could tell me. It’s driving me nuts!”
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  2. 12th April 2021, 11:58 AM #7022
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    A man visits his GP with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. The doctor says “what on earth is going on here?” & the man replies “I was hoping you could tell me. It’s driving me nuts!”

    The Gear Knob would have been in there somewhere.
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  3. 12th April 2021, 04:08 PM #7023
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    A man visits his GP with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. The doctor says “what on earth is going on here?” & the man replies “I was hoping you could tell me. It’s driving me nuts!”
    Hope the Dr didnt have a clutch
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  4. 13th April 2021, 08:22 AM #7024
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    I saw a homeless person living in a tyre. I did him a favour and punctured it. Now he lives in a flat.
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  5. 13th April 2021, 09:11 AM #7025
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    I saw a homeless person living in a tyre. I did him a favour and punctured it. Now he lives in a flat.
    Just think, if you had stacked a dozen up he could have had his own Block of flats.


    BOOM tish.
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    Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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