Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by 4bee

Looking at the image I agree & I don't think she masticated enough & has got a bit of Peristalsis
MASTICATED I said.


Ask a Fake Doctor.

We heard what you said but we knew what you meant.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Looking at the image I agree & I don't think she masticated enough & has got a bit of Peristalsis
MASTICATED I said.


Ask a Fake Doctor.

These fake doctors seem to be getting referred to a lot around here

Are there any real doctors available to decipher the crap🥴

I wonder if she would be better to lay down and let the Peristalsis help her get down the road like a caterpillar

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

We heard what you said but we knew what you meant.

Bloody charmin' Cuppa.


I actually did mean what I said. No, really.

Originally Posted by Gav 110

These fake doctors seem to be getting referred to a lot around here

Are there any real doctors available to decipher the crap🥴

I wonder if she would be better to lay down and let the Peristalsis help her get down the road like a caterpillar

Probably, but she'd deffo finish last,if at all.



See what you've started James, you & your bloody fake Doctors.

This morning my my wife mentioned that if ever she got Alzheimer's disease, she would commit suicide rather than have me having to look after her.

I replied that she had already mentioned that six times!

But then again Saitch, you may have imagined she said it 🤨

Originally Posted by Hogarthde

But then again Saitch, you may have imagined she said it 🤨

I'm quite often on the other side of an argument which entails ' I told you last week that blah, blah, blah!'