Thread: Jokes

So you think your wife finding your packages of Land Rover parts is bad, well things could be worse....

As an addendum to the above. I wish that the local tyre repair outfit were a little more discreet about your business. This is a small town after all

Originally Posted by spudfan

As an addendum to the above. I wish that the local tyre repair outfit were a little more discreet about your business. This is a small town after all

At least the supplier has been a bit discreet and not mentioned the doll is a sheep!

Originally Posted by spudfan

So you think your wife finding your packages of Land Rover parts is bad, well things could be worse....

Reminds me of the envelopes you could buy as a joke in the 90's that had 'AIDS TEST RESULTS PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL' written in bold across the top.

cheers, DL

Originally Posted by spudfan

Husband to wife "I saw a baby on the way to work."
Wife to husband "How did you know the baby was going to work? Did it have a lunch box and a little brief case?"

Husband should have replied: No, it had a tiny Gladstone bag and wore dungarees.

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Husband should have replied: No, it had a tiny Gladstone bag and wore dungarees.

But you forgot the little Thermos Flask. Maybe that is in the tiny Gladstone?

Originally Posted by 350RRC

Reminds me of the envelopes you could buy as a joke in the 90's that had 'AIDS TEST RESULTS PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL' written in bold across the top.

cheers, DL

That would certainly scare me, as I don't want to get that again!

The price of petrol is so bad I put vodka in the lawn mower, now my grass is half cut