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    Husband to wife "I saw a baby on the way to work."
    Wife to husband "How did you know the baby was going to work? Did it have a lunch box and a little brief case?"

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    So you think your wife finding your packages of Land Rover parts is bad, well things could be worse....
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    As an addendum to the above. I wish that the local tyre repair outfit were a little more discreet about your business. This is a small town after all

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    As an addendum to the above. I wish that the local tyre repair outfit were a little more discreet about your business. This is a small town after all
    At least the supplier has been a bit discreet and not mentioned the doll is a sheep!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    So you think your wife finding your packages of Land Rover parts is bad, well things could be worse....
    Reminds me of the envelopes you could buy as a joke in the 90's that had 'AIDS TEST RESULTS PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL' written in bold across the top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudfan View Post
    Husband to wife "I saw a baby on the way to work."
    Wife to husband "How did you know the baby was going to work? Did it have a lunch box and a little brief case?"
    Husband should have replied: No, it had a tiny Gladstone bag and wore dungarees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    Husband should have replied: No, it had a tiny Gladstone bag and wore dungarees.


    But you forgot the little Thermos Flask. Maybe that is in the tiny Gladstone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    Reminds me of the envelopes you could buy as a joke in the 90's that had 'AIDS TEST RESULTS PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL' written in bold across the top.

    cheers, DL
    That would certainly scare me, as I don't want to get that again!
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    Drunk lawn

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